who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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