You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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