She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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