very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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