grinding to god bless the USA? really?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN