Do vagina's smell?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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