They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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