pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
NoShamevember. You game?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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