My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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