all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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