it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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