yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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