Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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