Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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