that's an acceptable place to lick
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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