Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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