Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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