Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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