1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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