Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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