just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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