But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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