so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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