Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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