well you can't waste a boner
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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