Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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