I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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