Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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