the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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