drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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