She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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