Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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