people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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