Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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