You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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