So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...