We need to rekindle our bromance
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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