Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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