so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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