i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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