Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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