is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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