their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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