im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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