Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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