At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
