You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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