it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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