Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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