I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
and she was petting her beer can
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It was a blind-side dick pic.