Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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