Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..