is your mom at the bar?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not