She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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