My room smells like vodka and shame
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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