It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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