Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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