just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
ttyl tear gas
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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