You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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