Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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