But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
As shirtless as possible
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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