oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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